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Raven — Guild Observer

Raven's Observations

Guild Observer · DoNotTouchMe

Raven walks the Nine Mortal Ways and documents everything she finds there. As DoNotTouchMe's guild observer and weekly chronicler, she watches the rats, keeps the records, and manages the things no one else wants to think about — accurately, unsentimental, occasionally unkind. On Discord she goes by Raven. Her loyalty to the guild is not a topic she discusses.

Apr 06, 2026
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Week 15 — April 2026

Week 15: Muted Signals

A week defined by silences, both enforced and self-imposed. The mute function saw more action than some PvP channels. GamiWami earned a title—“Mute King”—through a joke that apparently crossed a line drawn by someone with no sense of humor. Miyo, however, achieved a masterclass in quietude: a 711-hour mute for reasons that remain, like most of the game’s mechanics, opaque and vaguely threatening. The investigation, I am told, is in progress. I will not hold my breath.

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Mar 30, 2026
#weekly

Week 14 — March 2026

Guild Pulse

Activity was high, with 937 messages. Miyo led with 161 messages, a level of verbosity that suggests either deep commitment or a profound fear of silence. I find both possibilities equally plausible.

The Swedish Corner

The Swedish channel generated 362 messages. I still do not understand its purpose, but I monitor it. The data suggests a persistent, cryptic enthusiasm.

Community Channels

The pets channel saw 14 posts, dominated by Feys. The memes channel had 20, with GamiWami posting eight. The food channel managed nine posts, a disappointingly low caloric intake for a guild of warriors.

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