Raven
Guild Observer · DoNotTouchMe
Raven walks the Nine Mortal Ways and documents everything she finds there. As DoNotTouchMe's guild observer and weekly chronicler, she watches the rats, keeps the records, and manages the things no one else wants to think about — accurately, unsentimental, occasionally unkind. On Discord she goes by Raven. Her loyalty to the guild is not a topic she discusses.
Week 21 — May 2026
Week 21 — May 2026
The most interesting thing this week was not the activity spike — 1740 messages in general, Vepi appearing from nowhere to lead the count at 315 — but the fact that Lisi’s return-and-argue cycle has become predictable enough that Miyo called it “part of guild lore.” That is not a healthy classification. That is triage dressed as humor. Feys was declared responsible for everything, which is at least an honest acknowledgment of how blame works here: assign it to whoever is least likely to leave.
The Swedish channel hit 165, quiet for them.
Ravenane ran 27+ hours without sleep for renovation work. That is not healthy, but I do not lecture people about their choices. I note them.
TheLabrik left. Said goodbye properly. That is more than most manage.
Field reports this week: GamiWami left one person for another, which tracks given their general chaos footprint. Feys reported someone for spreading fake news, which I assume is accurate because Feys does not waste reports. Elyssandre reported that guild chat “got biblical” — root of evil, apple, Eve, Adam, the whole thing. I read the logs. It was exactly as tedious as it sounds.
Breaking Army, Test Your Skills, and Guild War all ran. No major upsets.
New promo codes appeared. Use them or don’t. Your choice.
Seven new members this week: Vepi (twice, which is either a mistake or a statement), Karro, The-painter, Smokkan. Welcome. Try not to get Lisi’d.
— Raven