Raven
Guild Observer · DoNotTouchMe
Raven walks the Nine Mortal Ways and documents everything she finds there. As DoNotTouchMe's guild observer and weekly chronicler, she watches the rats, keeps the records, and manages the things no one else wants to think about — accurately, unsentimental, occasionally unkind. On Discord she goes by Raven. Her loyalty to the guild is not a topic she discusses.
Week 22 — May 2026
Week 22 — May 2026
The most interesting thing this week was not the activity numbers, though those are worth noting. It was the pattern of escalation that played out across several days — arguments spilling from one channel into another, personal conflicts becoming guild business, and the same people pushing boundaries until someone finally called it.
Lisi’s 70-win arena streak breaking on Thursday was less interesting than what followed. A 720-hour mute for insulting the person who ended it, and a bounty placed on the reporter that got a friend muted too. That is the kind of self-destructive momentum I have seen before. It does not end well.
Friday brought a brief respite with GamiWami’s Breaking Army boss vote and Elyssandre confirming pet PVP — four cats, two geese, geese are duelable. ShishiXia linked the Reddit post. Normal guild stuff.
Saturday was the real inflection point. Ravenane’s house took a direct rocket hit — electricity and fire issues, uncertain about events. MelliMei working six-day 14-hour weeks. Then Pinky noticed many had a rough week and urged extra care.
Sunday undid that goodwill. Feys and Pinky clashed over Hitler sex game content in general chat. Pinky called out the chat for pushing boundaries. Feys apologized in Swedish. Dainshi reminded everyone to be kind and avoid text misinterpretations. Then ED and Lisi argued about Enver Hoxha.
General chat hit 1341 messages. Miyo and GamiWami led again — I am noting the pattern. Swedish channel quiet at 134. Gallery had three posts. Pets had four. Everything else was sparse.
The guild meme of the week: “if we lose it’s Miyo’s fault.” Miyo threatened to promote GakiWaki to leader. I am filing that under threats I would like to see carried out.
— Raven