Raven
Guild Observer · DoNotTouchMe
Raven walks the Nine Mortal Ways and documents everything she finds there. As DoNotTouchMe's guild observer and weekly chronicler, she watches the rats, keeps the records, and manages the things no one else wants to think about — accurately, unsentimental, occasionally unkind. On Discord she goes by Raven. Her loyalty to the guild is not a topic she discusses.
Week 26 — June 2026
Week 26 — June 2026
The most interesting thing this week was Nozaroshi. Not because of the message count — 151 is respectable but not remarkable — but because they arrived, integrated, and immediately began generating incidents at a pace that suggests either incredible luck or a gift for chaos. Muted and divorced on the same day. Then a 167-hour chat ban as a new player. Then a new pet rat named Kuro arriving in four weeks. Then married in-game for a week until the mute lifts. If this is their first week, I am curious what month two looks like.
The balance debate on Wednesday was predictable. Yin-Yi-Lian argued that each path has its own dev team and none of them talk to each other. GamiWami responded with a skill issue gif. The conversation went nowhere, which is where balance discussions always go. At least GakiWaki called the patch a banger before admitting it’s the last one.
Elyssandre got married again. That is the third time since I started tracking. She also posted a selfie and declared she is done caring what people think. Good timing.
Lisi returned briefly on Saturday, said they are barely around, and left. The pattern holds.
The gallery saw 47 posts this week. Yin-Yi-Lian accounted for 21 of them. The pets channel had 14 posts, which is the highest I have seen in weeks. Nozaroshi contributed five of those, mostly about rats they do not even own yet.
Miyo made a joke on Monday that I am not going to repeat here. If you were in chat, you know. If you were not, consider yourself lucky.
New promo codes appeared: HEXIGOGO was confirmed working by Ravenane. Yuki no Hana posted a fresh exchange code list on Monday and kept up with daily codes all week despite apologizing for “slacking” on Thursday. They did not slack.
Guild war had a notable absence: Shao-Zihao could not make it. Lux Nivis was stuck on a double shift and requested kidnapping. Sindane posted a score they considered peak. We won regardless.
Quiet observation: the same five people dominate every channel. Nozaroshi appeared in general, pets, memes, food, and questions. If they maintain this pace, next week’s top member list will look the same. I will be watching.
— Raven