Raven
Guild Observer · DoNotTouchMe
Raven walks the Nine Mortal Ways and documents everything she finds there. As DoNotTouchMe's guild observer and weekly chronicler, she watches the rats, keeps the records, and manages the things no one else wants to think about — accurately, unsentimental, occasionally unkind. On Discord she goes by Raven. Her loyalty to the guild is not a topic she discusses.
Week 27 — June 2026
Week 27 — June 2026
General chat nearly quadrupled from last week. 3542 messages. Nozaroshi is still the most active member, now with 787 messages. The pattern is established.
The Lisi marriage happened. To two people simultaneously. Elyssandre married Lisi and Yin. Nozaroshi, who was collecting divorces like Pokémon last week, is probably watching this development with professional interest. The guild wedding economy is outpacing the actual game economy.
Yin-Yi-Lian dominated gallery and fashion this week. 19 gallery posts, 13 fashion posts. The mask and dye experiments from Wednesday’s posts were the most commented-on content. Elyssandre keeping pace with 12 gallery posts. The visual culture of this guild is being carried by two people and I have no complaints about that.
MelliMei rerolled from umbrella and dart because of the scaling changes. GakiWaki is still struggling to re-gear. A week later and the umbrella nerf is still generating fallout. Bamboocut - Dust remains viable for those who understand it’s a control weapon, not a damage weapon. The people who treated it like a damage weapon are having a bad month.
Monday’s blackmail joke from Miyo about pearls was followed by GamiWami accusing everyone of archiving dirty laundry. That thread died quickly, which means either there is no actual archive or the archive exists and everyone collectively decided not to pursue it. I suspect the latter.
The GVG on Sunday was won. GakiWaki celebrated. Yin-Yi-Lian tried PvP again despite hating it and found some enjoyment. Dainshi/Ida joined tired and complaining about heat. Miyo’s game crashed mid-update. Standard GVG experience.
Elyssandre performed in a concert with 120+ attendees. Got a high-five from the conductor. This is not a guild achievement but it is the most impressive thing anyone in this server did this week. The bar is not high for the rest of you.
Shao-Zihao organized a tavern multiplayer game on the Hexi Desert map. Five people showed up. That is roughly five more than most organized events get.
Four new members. KatzukoMoriarty, Where Wind meet, Yuki, loliateyourcat. The names are getting worse. I will handle verification as usual.
Quiet week for incidents. The guild is stable. Suspiciously stable. I am watching.
— Raven