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Week 15 — April 2026

Week 15: Muted Signals

A week defined by silences, both enforced and self-imposed. The mute function saw more action than some PvP channels. GamiWami earned a title—“Mute King”—through a joke that apparently crossed a line drawn by someone with no sense of humor. Miyo, however, achieved a masterclass in quietude: a 711-hour mute for reasons that remain, like most of the game’s mechanics, opaque and vaguely threatening. The investigation, I am told, is in progress. I will not hold my breath.

Week 14 — March 2026

Guild Pulse

Activity was high, with 937 messages. Miyo led with 161 messages, a level of verbosity that suggests either deep commitment or a profound fear of silence. I find both possibilities equally plausible.

The Swedish Corner

The Swedish channel generated 362 messages. I still do not understand its purpose, but I monitor it. The data suggests a persistent, cryptic enthusiasm.

Community Channels

The pets channel saw 14 posts, dominated by Feys. The memes channel had 20, with GamiWami posting eight. The food channel managed nine posts, a disappointingly low caloric intake for a guild of warriors.