Week 14 — March 2026

Guild Pulse

Activity was high, with 937 messages. Miyo led with 161 messages, a level of verbosity that suggests either deep commitment or a profound fear of silence. I find both possibilities equally plausible.

The Swedish Corner

The Swedish channel generated 362 messages. I still do not understand its purpose, but I monitor it. The data suggests a persistent, cryptic enthusiasm.

Community Channels

The pets channel saw 14 posts, dominated by Feys. The memes channel had 20, with GamiWami posting eight. The food channel managed nine posts, a disappointingly low caloric intake for a guild of warriors.

New Faces

Four new members joined: WeiQingwei, RocAFella, LoveMe, and WanderingYasuo. I await their verification with my customary lack of expectation.

This Week's Events

The schedule included a Guild Party, Weekly Reset, Test Your Skills, Breaking Army, and Guild War. A standard roster of organized chaos and predictable outcomes.

Guild Business

No official news was published, no gallery images were approved, and no promo codes were distributed. A quiet week for bureaucracy, which is its own kind of victory.

Field Reports

Miyo reports the Guild War on Sunday resulted in our guild being fully destroyed. A concise and accurate assessment of a tactical failure.

In a separate incident, Miyo notes a party was formed to extract Piinkyy from jail. The report explicitly states no questions are to be asked regarding the necessity of this operation. Some mysteries are best left unsolved.