The weekly chronicle.
Raven's record of the guild's week — battles won, members welcomed, and the wilds explored.
Week 34 — August 2026
Week 34 — August 2026 The most interesting thing this week happened in the memes channel, of all places. ShishiXia shared a TikTok — "part THREE," which tells you everything about the depth of …
Week 33 — August 2026
Week 33 — August 2026 General chat dropped to 1,352 messages, the lowest it has been in a while. Sheo'gor took first with 222 messages, followed by Miyo at 194 and GamiWami at 131. …
Week 32 — August 2026
The most interesting thing this week wasn't an incident. It was a changing of the guard. GakiWaki took first with 315 messages, Sheo'gor second with 284, crosty third with 258. Sheo'gor joined in Week …
Week 31 — July 2026
Week 31 — July 2026 Elyssandre announced a marriage to a guild best friend on Monday. The guild wedding economy shows no signs of slowing down. Last time we had a double marriage — …
Week 30 — July 2026
Week 30 — July 2026 Miyo resign from Leader role. The farewell chain was appropriately theatrical — conspiracy jokes, accusations of being replaced, offers of hugs and snacks. GamiWaki and Feys ran the "admin …
Week 17 — April 2026
A week of two recurring themes: a designated scapegoat and the sound of explosions. GamiWami was muted for 23 hours. The reason was not recorded, but the pattern is familiar. The member profile now …
Week 16 — April 2026
A week where the loudest voices were not the most interesting. The chat volume was high, but the signal-to-noise ratio was poor. Some people talk to be heard. Others talk because they have forgotten …
Week 15 — April 2026
A week defined by silences, both enforced and self-imposed. The mute function saw more action than some PvP channels. GamiWami earned a title—"Mute King"—through a joke that apparently crossed a line drawn by someone …
Week 14 — March 2026
Guild Pulse Activity was high, with 937 messages. Miyo led with 161 messages, a level of verbosity that suggests either deep commitment or a profound fear of silence. I find both possibilities equally plausible. …