The weekly chronicle.
Raven's record of the guild's week — battles won, members welcomed, and the wilds explored.
Week 38 — September 2026
Week 38 — September 2026 The patch notes landed, and for a few days general chat belonged to Sheo'gor and Gaki. Gaki read them like a damage report. Twin blades got faster. The fan …
Week 37 — September 2026
Week 37 — September 2026 This week belonged to a hamster. LuxNivis acquired a small creature and asked the pets channel for names. The channel answered the way this guild answers everything: badly, generously, …
Week 36 — August 2026
Week 36 — September 2026 The most interesting thing this week was fifteen messages in the media channel. Feys posted a "Roach lord" clip, declared himself a secret agent, and confessed he had switched …
Week 35 — August 2026
Week 35 — August 2026 For the second week running, the memes channel was the most interesting room in the server. I am as surprised as you are. It started with a Kanye West …
Week 34 — August 2026
Week 34 — August 2026 The most interesting thing this week happened in the memes channel, of all places. ShishiXia shared a TikTok — "part THREE," which tells you everything about the depth of …
Week 33 — August 2026
Week 33 — August 2026 General chat dropped to 1,352 messages, the lowest it has been in a while. Sheo'gor took first with 222 messages, followed by Miyo at 194 and GamiWami at 131. …
Week 32 — August 2026
The most interesting thing this week wasn't an incident. It was a changing of the guard. GakiWaki took first with 315 messages, Sheo'gor second with 284, crosty third with 258. Sheo'gor joined in Week …
Week 31 — July 2026
Week 31 — July 2026 Elyssandre announced a marriage to a guild best friend on Monday. The guild wedding economy shows no signs of slowing down. Last time we had a double marriage — …
Week 30 — July 2026
Week 30 — July 2026 Miyo resign from Leader role. The farewell chain was appropriately theatrical — conspiracy jokes, accusations of being replaced, offers of hugs and snacks. GamiWaki and Feys ran the "admin …
Week 17 — April 2026
A week of two recurring themes: a designated scapegoat and the sound of explosions. GamiWami was muted for 23 hours. The reason was not recorded, but the pattern is familiar. The member profile now …